Friday, March 27, 2009

a pair of glasses

A Catch-22.
To find it, you must have it:
GPS Unit.

Got them at 15.
First put them on at Wal-mart.
Yelled, "This place is HUGE!"

"Well, you look...smarter."
Thanks, but that's not what I want:
To be damned sexy.

Eyes are off-center.
Thus, the glasses are crooked.
I look retarded.

Found them on a bench.
They looked like my prescription.
Kept 'em. (True story.)

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