on the crazy train

I have a headache.

I must be going insane,

Becaus-I LIKE TIGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

on all hallow's tomorrow

Caught influenza,

High-fived the Dalai Lama;

Quite the week I've had.

Writing a paper

About souls and caves and shit:

"Socrates just wins."

I came back for some reason

It's been eighteen months

Since my last post (about Scrubs).

It ended again.

There was a spin-off.

It was a medical school,

And it really sucked.

I got a girlfriend

And a job, and though I'm rich

I still lack money.

I'm in Rothman's class,

Talking about Groundhog Day.

Reincarnation!

We're also discussing

This movie that is too long

To pronounce in here.

I think I may have

Lost my humor in these haik-

INTERRUPTING COW!

Have I become lame?

Boring and dull and lacking wit?

Probably maybe.

Or maybe fuck it

I wrote terrible haikus

And I'll keep at it!

Alright, this is it.

I hereby declare, I shall write

ALL OF THE HAIKUS!