Thursday, May 7, 2009

on scrubs

It ended last night.
Watched it intermittently,
But it was the shit.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

hentai haiku

Oo me so juicy,
Like a succulent spring plum-
Pluck me! Pluck me now!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

cinco de mayo

Fiftho of Mayo.
This is the dayo that we
Just lay aroundo.

Monday, May 4, 2009

breaking bad

Best show on TV.
It's all about drugs and stuff,
But it's not The Wire.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

on exams

I have three of them.
I should probably study...
...I'll just masterbate.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

on porn

I watch for function,
sometimes to be entertained:
Who's Nailin' Palin?

Friday, May 1, 2009

on 12-hour workdays

They are the worst thing,
Especially when working
With your ex-girlfriend.