Monday, March 23, 2009

on joints

As in cannabis,
Not osteoporosis.
Aspirin for puns?

A morning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo.

He leaped off the edge.
"I will save you, Mary Jane!"
Spiderman's last joint.

(That last one's better
If he's just a normal guy,
But he's REALLY high.)

Only 4 weeks 'til
The best of all holidays:
April Twentieth!

Pineapple Express
Proved to me that God does exist.
ALL HAIL THE CROSS-JOINT!

Legalize the herb.
Bring the world peace with some bud.
Make sure there's Cheetos.

1 comment:

  1. Great haikus, Rev!
    ALL HAIL THE CROSS JOINT! :-D

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