Wednesday, March 18, 2009

holocaust haikus that are just wrong

German Nazis? No.
History books say they were
All on vacation.

Ten million bodies,
Gypsies, gays, catholics, jews,
They deserved to die.

Blind and deaf is worse.
Overshadowed by Keller,
Poor Anne Frank's corpse rolls.

I miss the Führer.
We knew evil for certain.
Now, we all might be.

It's easy to say
Mean things when you don't mean them.
Dead jews make me laugh.

Italians switch sides
For convenience. Spaghetti?!

They wanted Aryan,
But their leader was not one.
Ergo, suicide.

American stance:
"You deal with it." Pearl Harbor.
"Time to be heroes!"

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