on scrubs

It ended last night.

Watched it intermittently,

But it was the shit.

hentai haiku

Oo me so juicy,

Like a succulent spring plum-

Pluck me! Pluck me now!

cinco de mayo

Fiftho of Mayo.

This is the dayo that we

Just lay aroundo.

breaking bad

Best show on TV.

It's all about drugs and stuff,

But it's not The Wire.

on exams

I have three of them.

I should probably study...

...I'll just masterbate.

on porn

I watch for function,

sometimes to be entertained:

Who's Nailin' Palin?

on 12-hour workdays

They are the worst thing,

Especially when working

With your ex-girlfriend.